h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I've just arrived at a totally weird-o place, this place, where I must submit stuff in British English. It makes me wonder, how did Americans de-evolve to speak their own language? the Brits were a more superior world power for years and years, they had their own empire, and yet, we developed our own language in the course of less than 100 years! Ah, well, it just lets you know who's superior...

It truly is a pity that I can't say 'pants'. It's so much funner to say than trousers!!!! Try it, try it, try it!!!

A bit of sadness shot straight through my heart when I saw that my state was not listed in the USA list. I must write something interesting about my city, there's plenty of history here. The state on the other hand...well, I can't help that.

This is actually the second time I saw this site, but I dared to register today. So sorry for me, I might begin to like this place, and then where will I be???

On a side note, I'm very happy that I'm not being forced to eat a stick of butter.

I'm so lost here I actually read some of the FAQ. That's why I'm writing random thoughts

If I could be from a planet, I'd be from Jupitor. To withstand the winds and storms there, I'd have to have super-human powers!