h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hello again, well it is now 2001 and there is no space oddessy, only spaced oddities.

My NYE party was a blast, I was worried for a moment that it was going to turn into and orgy. Happy pills will always make that a possability. The evidence, well my conservitive friend who we will not name, let his other half who was being described as an "insane hormonal eccy f*****d c**k monster" suck his d**k in front of myself and another friend, anyone else who happened to walk out onto the balcony, and of course anyone walking by outside.

Me and another friend tried to do some paintings whilst on ecstacy, and let my tell you the painting looked great until I saw it the next day. Thank god my friend and his other half the "c**k monster" like it and wish to keep it to remind them of their special night. Now I dont feel like I wasted a tonne of paint and that my canvases and talents aren't being wasted.

Well there was a fair share of vommiting and enough poeple have fun. The best thing of all was due to the fact my friends cleaned up the whole house before I got out of bed the next day. I dant think it had anything to do with the srange stuff they kept sniffing to clear out their sinuses. So I think that the party was successful.

My new position at work is now supervising croupiers and making sure that punters are not cheating. I now get paid to do nothing. Yippee!

Happy NY Everybody out there and if your chinese well Happy NY in Feb!