h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

It really has been one of those weeks that start of bad and continue to get worse still with amazing reliability.
It all began with my doctors appoinment. I've been kinda sick for almost two weeks now, but given my knowlege of the excelent treatment and kind service in our infirmary, I hoped it would go away by itself. Finaly, I made an appointment. After wating for over an hour, the doctor examined me for two whole minutes and decided it wasn't anything serious, but if it continued I should make another appoinment on Sunday (presumably so he can tell me to come back next week, untill I give up, or possibly die of starvation).
But that was only the very beginning. Next I was told not to make any plans for the summer, because I might be spending the hot hot month of August in the lovely Gaza strip. Just what I allways wanted
The week isn't over yet. I wonder what else can happen?

perharps something nice, I'm counting on something nice.

I hate doctors, only makes me want to start the "anti-doctors"-group on here more

They can be nice...And they can be horrible....
Myself, I'm more worried about the other thing. They are already planning to send us to three days training, whatever the hell that means....

doctors == horrible yields true

He actually had the nerve to tell me to hurry up while describing to him what was wrong

Tell me about it I'll be damned if I ever set foot there again...

and you didn't think doctors where horrible

There are different doctors....I even know a perfectly nice woman who is a dentist. Doctors in the military are particulary bad. They know you have no choice, so they often treat you like dirt.

if a doctor is not horrible then they are in the wrong buisness

Could be you just had bad luck

naaaaaaa

Lucky for me, I never had to deal with army doctors...

My sister told me that the whole going-to-Gaza-for-the-Disengagement, for girls, is mainly to supply mental support and suchlike for the settlers.

Personally, I think that's brilliant.

- 'You know, I just feel really broken, leaving my home and all'
- 'Oh shut up and pack!'

Yeah, only the uncertainty is killing me. You may have heard, there was an order not release anyone from the army bases all across the country. They chanceled it two hours later, but what about next week? Does it mean that from now and on I'll leave home every morning not knowing if I'll come back? And this for two months!
I doubt I'll be very understanding if ever I do get to deal with settlers. I'm MAD!!!
The whole way they go about it is idiotic. They just about mobilized the whole 'n army to evict several thousands of crazy settlers.

Oh yes, the military doctors are ecxelent....there's nothing wrong with me, oh know, I've only lost 4 kilos already, which would be great if I was on a diet, but.....

Oh my this is turning like Michael Crichton's comment in A Case of Need when somebody wrote something like, patients are called patients because the doctors keep them waiting for so long

no offense, doctors.

I've never heard that one before. It's good