h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Stuff's getting better. We still need to win the lottery, but I can't really complain.

OOOoo I bet you could. Go on. Don't be a quitter. Give it a shot.

I don't really think I do.

No, wait: still haven't won the lottery.

DAMMIT!!

Just for you, I'll kick stuff.

*kicks stuff viciously*

*makes a mental note to start playing the lottery*

*yoinks Spartu's mental note and runs for the hills*

*wonders who Spartu is*

That guy. *points at him*

Who? Marlo Thomas?

Exxxactly.

I used to work for the lady that did the interior design on his boat. Let me tell YOU that both he and Phil Donahue are people with LOTS of money.

Phreeeow..

Boats need their interiors design--boats HAVE interiors??

Ones that big do. And also, apparently their chairs need to cost more than if I were to buy my apartment. Individually.

Then they have to be reappholstered for the same amount.

You would not believe.

So, like, Mr. Burns has got nothin' on the Donahues?

Eggzacktly.

Exxcellent.

"So what do you want? Lost your way? Selling lightbulbs? Keen on Jesus? Out with it!"

Excuse me, but did someone here perform a patented yoink-and-run-for-the-hills manoeuvre without express written authorization?

Just asking...

*shimmies with crazy muppet arms, reckless as to any infringement of the intellectual property rights of others*

I did, copper, and you'll never catch me alive!!!

*yoinks bubster's crazy muppet arms and runs for the hills*

I have no answer to that... no! Wait!

*gets engaged to Andy over the phone and marries him*

*twice*

*on different continents*

*and shimmies again*

Oh and I thought you were mine bubs

AAAAAAHHHHHHHHGGGGGGHGGGHGHGHGHGHGHGHGHGHGHHG

*collapses in a heap and convulses with her own arms AND bubsters'*

No! NONONO! MINE!!! AHHGHGGHGHGHGHGHGHG!!

LOL Well just as long as that's cleared up then