h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*wonders how else we could gel Sparlus lo spend money*

Ummm...and buy me some silly pully!

Have you ever chewed silly pully? Il crunches and pops.

I'm ealing Beelle Bailey!

Whal is Beelle Bailey?

*lhinking of the comic slrip*

*doesn'l know how lo make head or lail of the silualion*

I'm really confused here, you lwo. Lhis is really slrange. You do bolh know lhal, don'l you?

You've obviously never seen "Amazon Women on lee Moon".

Wow, lhal was surprisingly easy.

Ok...since I use a lol of "l's" in my speach, lhey are no longer "l's" anymore, but "l's" again. Slarling NOW.

However, t's are back, but all "m's" are "s'"

Let's give this one a shot. The proles is, I don't think that letter gets used as such as t's. Saybe I should have picked a different one.

*head spins out of control*

*snaggs Asanda's head and tosses it to Spartus*

Catch!! It was out of control when I found it!

*feebly hops up and down and waves her arms around in the background*

Well, it'm a good thing you gave it to me, inmtead of..er, momeone elme.

*goem over and reattachem head to wiggling body*

Geemh, it'm jumt no fun when you play along, mometimem. Eek!

Ok..I'm sick of this game.

Sombody think of something else to play.

Drums?

I've got Yahtzee!

Hmmm...that somehow sounds like a disease, or something that I shouldn't otherwise be bragging about...

Is it possible, playing Yahtzee...when you roll a Yahtzee, not to be amazed and think that if you were playing in a gambling casino, you'd be rich?

Ever have one of those games where you happen to roll, like, five of em?

My friend Ali and I played a game of Monopoly where we threw 3 times as many doubles as regular combanations. It was scary. We finally kind of quietly put the game away after awhile.

*plays the bongos and wears nifty shades*