h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I had to register for facebook. Out of pure curiosity of course. I have to confess though that I don't particularly like it!

It robs me off my precious time, it's annoyingly slow and I don't see much point in it. E-mailing and blogging suit me fine! And they are more relaxing too

And now I am discovering that the whole facebook business is in fact dangerous! My boss is lurking there, waiting to catch me!

She started popping up among the friends of my colleagues that I have added as friends. Three have already fallen victims and I removed 2 of them from my list, I denied friendship of another 2, because she has already entangled them with her long-reaching tentacles...

I am becoming paranoid - she's out there trying to get me and I am running out of friends!!!

nasty business, heh! besides the zoo thing got really boring, so there's really absolutely no reason to log in an socialize

what's really stomping on my nerves is the fact that people get preoccupied with some stupid tests. and on the top of that - they dp this constantly, for months. that's not social-networking, it's waste of time.

so, it's only pictures of babies, stupid tests and buggy games.

p.s. btw, read this. it will definitely cheer you up

http://www.ivosiromahov.com/2_article/a46.html

A real gem !
The end was briliant by itself - "I clicked on exit and went for a ".
That's the way to treat facebook!