h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hmmmmm...
Been queuing for "Harry Potter and the half blood prince" till 2 a. m. Went to bed at 3 after reading the first chapter. Today woke up, eager to continue. Made a pot of coffee and even bought a cake to go with the book! And the day is perfect for reading - rainy and cloudy. But soooo sleepy...
Getting hold of the book as soon as released wasn't that good idea after all! If I had had a good night sleep and went to buy the book in the morning I would have been in a much better reading mood...
Hard to keep the eyes open now...

You didn't need such an effort, I can assure you! The day after the first book was on the market, there was a newspaper in Germany, advertising his issue with the title: HP 6 is out now. Buy our newspaper if you want to know what happens in the 6th book!

I wouldn't have read it anyway - it would have spoiled the pleasure of reading the real book! Yesterday there was this stupid woman on the radio, here in Sweden, who started explaining the plot!!! I hardly managed to stuff my fingers in my ears before hearing something unwanted! I really think this kind of spoilers in national media should be made illegal

That's what market economy causes, I guess Every single soul on Earth has the right to get its "...daily bread and gasoline..."