h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Well, I just heard this story from a colleague in the office. It's amazing how often she has fun stories like that! Happening to her or her relatives! Sometimes it makes me wonder if she is not simply making them up!
Anyway. This last thing that happened to her started with a phone call. You know, one of those annoying people advertising things and asking you to buy or invest. So there was this guy asking her ... if she wants free socks! She said no. But he kept on talking and trying to persuade her. The last drop was when he told her that she needn't worry because the socks weren't Dangerous. She thought that was very funny and finally agreed to get the free socks. So they came - three pairs of perfectly good socks.
But then, every half a year three new pairs arrived. Together with a bill. She has obviously joined a sock club - by X number of our product and you'll get Y number for free.
She paid the bill and in half a year the new delivery came...
But today she was honestly upset! She got the new batch of sock and they were HORRIBLE! One of them had an ugly drawing of kitten with a glittery letters saying I AM CUTE
NOW she said, she is going to cancel

Well, what can I say! What's her star sign? Sagittarius perhaps

Nope! Scorpio
Do you think fun things happen only to Sagittariuses? And their families?

Haha! I hope not But, you know star signs, have been changed recently. They talk about 13th sign now although I don't see anything different in the horoscopes these days. Perhaps it's not officially established sign and nobody knows that it is in use