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yes the sarcasm is intentional


meh f*** it

sugar??

*scrabbles to find the book with birthdays in*...OH B*LL*CKS AND CR*P IT, I FORGOT!!!!! Ok, I will send you up something when I get back from Stealth's....damnation, Im sorry! *tiptoes up and gives him a hug, then runs away very quickly!*

oh.

Me too, bro I'm sorry... With how my memory's been lately, it's just as well Faith's birthday is in PaperBaby's name

s Don't worry peeps I wasnt really expecting online peeps to remember, I didnt think most of you knew it. I just had such a s**t one cause of my exams so all I did was revision as I did most of the holiday and people who I expected to remember forgot or didnt bother. I even had to tell Holly 2 hours after we got up! "You can't be mean to me, its my birthday" I know she is terrible with dates so that didnt bother me. Oh and having my father try and blackmail me to see him in person by offering my present...my present which will undoubtedly be money because frankly he thinks he can buy pretty much anything...look that c**p hasnt worked for the last 8 years why should it make things different now?

Dads are lame (except for PaperDaddy)

I forgot on the actual day, but I did remember for at least a month before hand didn't I! And i'll make you as many t-shirts etc. as u want

And hey...you knew we were going to write off your birthday until the weekend didn't you?!

Ooooooooooo, we still need to go on a boat cruise thing. Remind me! You know what my memory's like

i found it!
u rememeber how i was all :S :S about finding something fantasmik to purchase u?
i found it!
now i just need to find it in a shop as opposed to online somehwere in america netland :S
sorree ddnt get 2 textation u an have talkage on ya bday hun
as you know impending doom kinda coincided with...
need to have long talkages post work-stress-bleugh
things don't seem to stop occuring do they?
have u heard from miss loz recently btw?
she seems to have kinda dissappeared... we are on a quest to locate her...
*hopefully* speak u soon hun
xox
marnie pops

Hey Marnie,

P has been trying to phone you recently...
...both wondering how you are

Hope work is not tooooo blurgh etc etc

Take care (as P would say!)