h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I'm working on a major case of high blood pressure lately. Why? The $%&#%! campaign ads. I constantly have to go to my "happy place" whenever they come on. Unfortunately public radio has been playing some crappy music of late, or else I would turn the dial to my local NPR affiliate. A major political football in Montana is the issue of game farms. This industry is basically the prostitution of our wildlife and hunting heritage for the benefit of Asian aphrodisiacs and lazy assholes who don't want to get their LL Bean hunting ensemble dirty. We have a proposal before the voters this year to ban game farming in Montana. Wyoming has already done it. Why can't we? The industry slapped together a particulary odious ad encouraging the people to vote against I-143. It features the whiny voice of a small child: "Mommy why are these mean people taking our farm away?" Can it get any sleazier? I don't want to know.