h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Just located this guide, bout time there was an earth edition, still its a little way off being the masterpiece out of ursa minor. Thinking to myself, gosh, mustard isnt at all that nice really and wondering what i can do about it, thinking "not eating mustard" would be too easy, disguising it as jam and thouroughly confusing my capacity to tell what it is im eating at all seems the best solution. More on this at some future stage.

Hello Steve the Lad! I am Abi - I quite like mustard actually but there you go!

Welcome to h2g2. Are you finding your way round ok?

and one of the best sarnies in the world is a cheese sandwich (make sure it is a good strong cheddar, or similar) with jam, dijon mustard and black peppar mixed alltogether Delish Until later....
BCNU - Crescent

Crescent as fond as I am of you that sounds horrible!

Hello Abi, yes everything is where it should be, and im terribly glad i found this place, i've been a fan of the Guide for many years (i even carry a towel with me everywhere i go) so i was positively delighted to finally grace its pages with my presence.

A little more on the mustard side of everything. Having now voiced my distaste for the substance and my plans to alter its taste something has to be done about it, who knows anything about genetic engineering?

Hee Just give it a try Abi - not too much mustard, not too much peppar, but well mixed into the jam M'mmmmmm Steve, I know about genetic engineering, but mustard is off limits Until later....
BCNU - Crescent