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Blues Shark - For people who like this sort of thing, then this is just the sort of thing they'll like Posted Nov 3, 2003
Which differs from Paul 'smug tw*t' Heaton in what discernable respect?
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Blues Shark - For people who like this sort of thing, then this is just the sort of thing they'll like Posted Nov 3, 2003
Oh, btw I must share this with you - Simon Hoggart described the Tory Leadership 'race' as 'The unleadable in search of the unelectable'. Very good I thought...
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Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences Posted Nov 3, 2003
I prefer to think of it as the unhopeful in pursuit of the inadvisable. Still, better Howard than Clarke, I've decided.
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Blues Shark - For people who like this sort of thing, then this is just the sort of thing they'll like Posted Nov 3, 2003
If only the electorate agreed with you. Howard has a dreadful achilles heel which is that interview with paxman in which he looked like a dreadful, shifty b*st*rd who was deliberately shaping up to sh*t on someones career, and indeed life. Which he consequently did.
That allied with his previous stance on immigration which would have seen his own parents disbarred from entering the country and a description by Stephen Tumin as the the most right wing Home secretary he's ever worked with all makwe him a rather unnatractive prospet in the 21st century.
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Demon Drawer Posted Nov 3, 2003
Charles kennedy was really good at conference on Saturday pointing out exactly Mr Howard's record on Scotland. Whoops!!! Can the Tories do any worse than '97 up here?
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I'm not really here Posted Nov 3, 2003
Are you talking about politics again? 
I have to point out that your typing is getting very crap BS. I could barely understand your journal. I think you're saying that you shagged pointy spikey while pursuing short witches in young hats. And it was all very trivial.
I am now off the sofa, but still very pants, so not going into work tomorrow. I'm still bloody knackered.
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Blues Shark - For people who like this sort of thing, then this is just the sort of thing they'll like Posted Nov 4, 2003
>I have to point out that your typing is getting very crap BS<
Yup, point taken.
and all that. No excuses, it's a mess.
>I think you're saying that you shagged pointy spikey<
Hmm, a case of your imagination running away with you there, I think. Possibly even wishful thinking, maybe?
>And it was all very trivial.<
Point taken. I promise from now on that my journal will only be used to highlight the social difficulties of those living in inner cities, the problems and potential solutions of poverty in the third world, highlighting those nations who have refused to sign to the International Agreement on the Rights of the Child and the leadership problems of the Tory Party.
Yeah, right, and monkeys might fly outta my butt!
Sorry to hear you are still feeling crap and obviously are a bit low.
Have a loo brush and I hope you feel better soon.
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I'm not really here Posted Nov 4, 2003
The trivial was to do with pursuits, not really social comment. But you must admit, it was pretty trivial. and less of the quoting back my own comments to me. I do have the ability to remember what I say you know.
I must be ill, I'm still at home. 
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Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences Posted Nov 4, 2003
Well, it's a bit hard to avoid talking about politics at the minute Mina- it's the best reason to take the piss out of me these two have had in months- let them have their fun
Err, well they're only got one Scottish seat left to lose DD, so they can't do much worse, which is heartening, in a way.
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Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences Posted Nov 4, 2003
Oh, and DD-
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/3236983.stm
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Blues Shark - For people who like this sort of thing, then this is just the sort of thing they'll like Posted Nov 4, 2003
Oh, sorry, we need an *excuse* now do we...
Sorry there, Mina. I was obviously having a fit of the You Know Hoo's...
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Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences Posted Nov 4, 2003
Now, I didn't claim it was an excuse- I said quite freely that it's a genuine *reason* 
One of many, I'll grant you.
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Blues Shark - For people who like this sort of thing, then this is just the sort of thing they'll like Posted Nov 4, 2003
Oh, I don't know. I'm kind of having a happy day today so taking the p*ss is low on my list of priorities.
Do you think I'm ill? Is it the sleep deprivation? Will I get better?
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Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences Posted Nov 4, 2003
No, you've probably just realised how tiring all that moping around is
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Blues Shark - For people who like this sort of thing, then this is just the sort of thing they'll like Posted Nov 4, 2003
Me? Moping? Do you mean me? Shurely shome mishtake?
Suicidally depressed on occasion, maybe, but thats a totally different kettle of bicycles...*
*This joke copyright AGCB.
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Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences Posted Nov 4, 2003
Clearly moping. Haven't even got the energy to top yourself. Unless of course you're communicating from behind the grave, with h2g2 as your chosen method of contact.
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Blues Shark - For people who like this sort of thing, then this is just the sort of thing they'll like Posted Nov 4, 2003
I hope I'd have something more enlightening to say than stealing Ben's malapropisms and make comments about David Beckhams sex life if i was to communicate from beyond the grave...
Everybody likes a good mope occasionally. ;-#)
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Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences Posted Nov 4, 2003
Why? Why change the habit of a lifetime? 
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Blues Shark - For people who like this sort of thing, then this is just the sort of thing they'll like Posted Nov 4, 2003
Rearrange these words to form a well known saying or phrase;
Off. Sod.
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Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences Posted Nov 4, 2003
Oh, now who's going in for the intellectual insults?
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