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The Grand Cosmic Joke

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Blues Shark - For people who like this sort of thing, then this is just the sort of thing they'll like


'So I turned myself to face me
But I've never caught a glimpse
Of how the others must see the faker
I'm much too fast to take that test.'

David Bowie - Changes

Somewhere out there is my life. The one I want, that's about me.
Does that sound selfish? I hope not, but maybe it is.
I do know that something has to break soon. Though I don't yet know what it will be.
I expect it will be me, because that's the nature odf the beast. Self-sacrifice.

smiley - shark


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Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences

Eep- if it's you that breaks, try not to make too much of a mess, there's a good fellow. smiley - run

smiley - ale


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Blues Shark - For people who like this sort of thing, then this is just the sort of thing they'll like


You're always so fashionably late with your responses to my journal, KA. smiley - winkeye

I shouldn't worry. The immediate crisis of two weeks ago is past, I'm not going to go pop anbd leave a worse residue than a game of 7 card w**k-stain. smiley - laugh

smiley - shark


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Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences

Yeah well, I believe me being on time for something is one of the signs of the coming apocalypse smiley - devil

Well, glad to hear the immediate crisis passed without exploding Sharks.

I'm trying to make sure a certain mate of mine doesn't see the 7CW entry- he's the sort of chap that would seriously suggest a game smiley - ill.

If ever you need to vent, just yell- I can guarantee an utterly useless yet daft response.

smiley - ale


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Blues Shark - For people who like this sort of thing, then this is just the sort of thing they'll like


Venting on site *not* a good idea. smiley - smiley

Am venting at others off-site, slowly but surely. Thanks for the offer though. smiley - ok

My boss wants a coat of arms for his family with the motto 'Never knowingly on Time'.

smiley - shark


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Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences

No, I suppose given your situation, that could merely be an orignal way to commit suicide smiley - winkeye

smiley - ale


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Blues Shark - For people who like this sort of thing, then this is just the sort of thing they'll like


Indeed.

I hesitate to ask this, but *why* was Abi even looking at your ball?

smiley - shark


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Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences

See F48874?thread=217802&skip=20&show=20 post 40 for the relatively clean answer.

You're the first person to ask, actually, everybody else must be too polite smiley - winkeye

smiley - ale


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Blues Shark - For people who like this sort of thing, then this is just the sort of thing they'll like


Nobody *ever* accused me of being polite. smiley - monster

I'll always ask those questions that everybody else is afraid to - except of course, 'who fancies a hand of 7 Card you know what...' smiley - winkeye

smiley - shark


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Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences

Yes well, the entry has served one purpose at least- there is now I card game I know *never* to agree to play.

smiley - ale


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