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please return my tights
Rev Dorothy Morrissey Started conversation Oct 24, 2005
so at yet another drunken party in my kitchen I thought it would be a good idea to dare my even more so drunk friend to pour a can of lager over the boy who calls me gullible's head.
the situation escalated into full on lager fight which resulted in a clothed communal shower and transvestitism.
whos clothes am I wearing? I know there not mine because they are clean.
I might keep them they smell nicer than mine.
I also woke up with a bit of a new haircut (fringe ergh)
currently suffering from sleep depravity and have fallen asleep in many strange and dangerous places mainly while on the toilet and while getting dressed. its scary waking up with a shirt wrapped around your face.
It wasnt me who was drunkenly dancing, it wasnt me snogging your girlfriend and probobally you, its not my phone number scrawled on your butt cheeks. I dont remember eating that, so thats not mine either.
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