h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Well, the invitations have been sent out and the guests have begun to arrive. I have made some special. . . purchases. My butler will soon have to make the rooms ready for the guests. Here's a brief summary of the status of my guests:

Afgncaap5: I've heard he will not be online until Saturday. I hope that, if he must late, he is the last to arrive. I want to have dinner served as soon as possible.

Garius Lups: Arrived in Victorian finery, and in a timely fashion. What a gentleman. Perhaps he is one of the Werewolves of London I've heard of. I'd like to meet his taylor.

Uncle Heavy: Showed up at my door dressed (surprise, surprise) in a tuxedo. I must say it fit him well, he is a very hansome man. I hope he enjoys himself.

Peet: The first guest to arrive was dressed, somewhat to my dismay, in bluejeans, but he will hopefully add some character to this crowd.

Mew: Floating as usual, Mew arrived just behind Peet, and should be an interesting addition to the guest list. I don't know Mew as well as I know some of the others. He seems to fit in well, though.

Minos Krymla: Like Affy, probably will be a late arrival. I just hope they don't show up at the door together!

The Big Bad Werewolf: Quite stunning in his pinstripe suit, he may just be the life -- or death -- of the party. Perhaps he knows some swing music to entertain the guests with on piano. He sure looks like he would be a Big Bad Voodoo Daddy fan.

Lord Blackstone (Aka "The Masque of the Red Rejection eMail"): Arrived dressed to kill. Perhaps literally. He checked a wide array of arms at the door, but I have no idea of his intentions. The mask he wears is just a bit much, don't you think?

Yowzupman: Has yet to RSVP or arrive.

NYC Student: Has yet to RSVP or arrive. Perhaps I need to get the attention of these last two in a more direct fashion.