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On death, hell, and John Cleese
The minstrel boy Started conversation Sep 9, 2000
Envy of the dead...
I imagine the devil as John Cleese, with one of his best snobby British accents,
Sorry, no really sorry, there has been no mistake...
Yes you are in fact dead, and yes you dammed...
No there is nothing you can do about it...
Little bit late for that don't you think.
An eternity of certainty know what each day, hour, minute, and second brings,
Yes, your still dammed...
Look I can't help you...
No it's not because I don't want to... though I don't.
It's just that you are dammed see, Dammed with a capital "D"
Perhaps your flesh boiling away from your body, the hot caress of the lake of fire
Really, you think that your were never given copy of the bible...
What's that you weren't???
I not sure, if that makes for extenuating circumstances...
Ah, here it is chapter four. Section 6, Sub-Paragraph 3
Or even an eternity of nonexistence, no begin, no end, no anything
Now look here just 'cause 'e was a 'eathen, son of 'eathens,
Does not mean that you all are also,
No 'e doesn't exist anymore 'e isn't anywhere...
Look bugger off or I'll turn the heat up!!!
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