h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

FOR A WHILE THERE IT WAS PRETTY SCARY
I ENTERED MY HOME SPACE THROUGH FAVOURATES AND STARTED TO LOOK AROUND. I THEN FOUND THAT I COULD NOT EDIT OR JOIN IN ANY CONVERSATIONS. SEVERAL SELECTIONS WERE MISSING INCLUDING MY SPACE IT WAS AS IF I DID NOT EXIST. STARTING TO GET A LITTLE WORRIED I FLICKED BACK THROUGH THE PAGES UNTIL I FOUND MY SPACE WHERE I HAD ORIGIANALY ENTERED H2G2 THEN DOWN LOADED IT AT LEAST I NOW HAD PROOF THAT I HAD ONCE EXISTED. I THEN SOUGHT HELP. I TRIED ASK H2G2 I TRIED FAQ. NOTHING SEEMED RELIVENT,NO BODY HAD EVER ASKED WHY AM I NOT BEING RECOGNISED. SO I TRIED ASKING IT. I WAS TOLD YOU MUST BE A REGISTERED RESEARCHER BEFOR YOU CAN ASK A QUESTION. I AM I SCREEMED AT THE SCREEN. I BUGGERED ABOUT LIKE THIS FOR ABOUT TWENTY FRUSTRATING MINUTES. DONT PANIC I THOUGHT. I KNOW I WILL RE REGISTER I WILL JUST HAVE TO GET A NEW E MAIL ADDRESS. WHILE DOING THIS I REALISED THE PROBLEM. THIS AFTERNOON MY SON CAME AROUND AND PLAYED WITH THE COMPUTER. AT ONE POINT HE KINDLY WIPED OFF ALL MY COOKIES. H2G2 DIDNT RECOGNISE MY COMPUTER AND THEREFOR DIDNT RECOGNISE ME