h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

A Journal about writing The Prize:
Introduction, A87776059
The Prize, Section 1 – A Sort of Sordid History, A87776789
The Prize, Section 2 – A Not So Sordid History, A87776798
The Pit and the Pendulum, A87777698

This was a Hard Day’s Night.
I was trying to Act Naturally.
As we all know, All Things Must Pass
Then I remembered All You Need Is Love
Even when the twenty-fifth has not got Any Time at All

It is much easier when you Ask Me Why
But I feel like such a Bad Boy
I just find myself Crying, Waiting, Hoping
Do You Want to Know a Secret?
Some things Don't Ever Change

It is a good thing there is not Eight Days a Week
‘Cause Everybody's Got Something to Hide Except Me and My Monkey
They are just Fixing a Hole For No One
Things are really Getting Better and I am Glad All Over
Aloha means Hello, Goodbye
Help! I have that ole Hippy Hippy Shake
And you know I Don't Want to Spoil the Party
Still, I Forgot to Remember to Forget
I Should Have Known Better than to make this commitment.

I'll Be Back or I'll Be on My Way or I'll Cry Instead or I'll Follow the Sun
I'm So Tired I'm Talking About You In Spite of All the Danger
It's All Too Much and I've Got a Feeling this is Junk
Perhaps I will Let It Be Misery

The Paperback Writer of Penny Lane wanted to write Rock and Roll Music for Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band but what happened was Strawberry Fields Forever

"The End"

[Amy P]