h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Well, I'm happy to say that I've only been signed up as a researcher for a insignificant number of days and already many of the other writers have made me feel quite at home. :::sniff::: I belong. Heck, I'd just like to let everyone out there know that there kindness towards this particular frood has not gone unappreciated. And if any of you out there ever need a favor from me, and the police aren't involved, then feel free to ask. I'd better stop before I break out into the chorus of Disaster Area's new hit ballad (yes, the band does have a softer side): "We are the worlds."