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Mummy's Here
Salem Saberhagen Started conversation Aug 28, 2000
Today my mum joned H2G2, so I can a lot of messages on my user page like; 'dinner will be ready in 5 minutes' and 'be home by nine'. Also, my mum's friend (also my friend) has joined, which balances out the forces.
Mummy's Here
Madam Le Gluck, Patron Saint of Corkscrews and Keeper of the Divine Vineyard and The Muse of Fine Wines. Posted Aug 28, 2000
Yes son, here I am! Now stop playing on the PC and go tidy your bedroom! (I have to admit to being rather worried if I had a mother called "Madam Le Cluck, even more so if she was posting this message at 2300 hours knowing that her son was fast asleep in bed)
Mummy's Here
Madam Le Gluck, Patron Saint of Corkscrews and Keeper of the Divine Vineyard and The Muse of Fine Wines. Posted Aug 29, 2000
Because, being a mummy, I have superhuman powers that enable me to know exactly what my children are doing at any given time. (Except today, when you disappeared in the Underground at King's Cross, but that was due to my powers being momentarily blanked out, due to the fact that we were underground.) Also, I have an amazing secret fish, radio-controlled and with hyper-signals, that alerts me once my little darling is in the Land of Nod! 
Mummy's Here
Madam Le Gluck, Patron Saint of Corkscrews and Keeper of the Divine Vineyard and The Muse of Fine Wines. Posted Aug 30, 2000
No, that was the fish you were going to have for your tea tomorrow but unfortunately, as it is now in Kitty's Tum Tum, you will have to starve! And I do think it rather mean of you not allowing me to have just the tiniest morsel of your Yorkie Bar! :0P
Mummy's Here
Salem Saberhagen Posted Aug 30, 2000
No, I'm sure the fish I fed to cat had sparks flying out of it. And anyway, why have a robotic fish?
Mummy's Here
Salem Saberhagen Posted Aug 30, 2000
No, I'm sure the fish I fed to cat had sparks flying out of it. And anyway, why have a robotic fish? 
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- 1: Salem Saberhagen (Aug 28, 2000)
- 2: Madam Le Gluck, Patron Saint of Corkscrews and Keeper of the Divine Vineyard and The Muse of Fine Wines. (Aug 28, 2000)
- 3: Salem Saberhagen (Aug 29, 2000)
- 4: Madam Le Gluck, Patron Saint of Corkscrews and Keeper of the Divine Vineyard and The Muse of Fine Wines. (Aug 29, 2000)
- 5: Salem Saberhagen (Aug 30, 2000)
- 6: Madam Le Gluck, Patron Saint of Corkscrews and Keeper of the Divine Vineyard and The Muse of Fine Wines. (Aug 30, 2000)
- 7: Salem Saberhagen (Aug 30, 2000)
- 8: Salem Saberhagen (Aug 30, 2000)
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