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Hmm...how best to cheer up a random god......

Sacrifice!!

I should have seen that coming, and yet somehow........

Any particular sacrifice, you think?

I don't know... What does Druw like??

I'm not sure, but I'm tipping poultry.....

Don't you think it should be something bigger?

(Just to show off) Actually, in Old English poultry just meant any bird (as deer meant any animal) so maybe an emu would do the trick.....

We just have to catch one then...

Well, as it happens, here's one I prepared earlier.......

How convenient...

(check out info btw... )

Things have a way of being that around here...

(3rd & 5th in busiest, last time I checked )

So... Is it dead already?

I wouldn't dream of denying you the pleasure....

*Props emu on a makeshift altar*
It's been a while since my last sacrifice, I must confess....

Don't worry, I've never sacrificed anything...

*Tries hard to be convinced*
Of course not, why would you have.......

Exactly, no need at all...

Just what I would have thought.......

You'd better believe me on this one...