h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I caught them. All three of them, upstairs in the bathroom, having little chats. Little chats about how he pees in the shower and how this is what accounts for the floor having a yellowy stain. Suspicions arose when someone made the connection between him staying for long periods of time and the colour of the floor intensifying. And he doesnt deny it either. Actually, Ithink he's quite proud of his urinary feat. I don't think he knew his waste had such staying power.

Hi - are you still planning on posting the whole of the Adelweiss project at fiction central? You should! Just have it ready as text to copy, then 'add guide entry' (left hand side of 'my space' page) and leave a message at fiction central saying you have a new story for them and a note of the address (like the one below with the A315.. bit).

The story there that I was telling you about before was 'A bitter and twisted little tale' at http://www.h2g2.com/A315677, if you want a look.

Talk to you soon - S