h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

about me... i am an 18 year old about to be college student with not much to do( how else would i end up doing this in my spare time?) i hate conformity. i acquired the name pseudo as sort of a joke between my freinds and it has actually come to stand for something given my hatred for all things fake and conformist. Nonetheless i remain an open minded free thinker trapped in a rural hellhole(plant city, Florida) full of backwards thinking rednecks and overprivilidged brats who just don't understand that not everyone can afford the kind of superficial crap that their entire existence seems to be based on. But soon i shall be gone from this place and i shall move to a hellhole of an entirely different variety: orlando, Florida. Home of Mickey Mouse and all that is wrong with everything. I am currently lamenting my decision to go away for college albeit it is only 80 miles awya ihave grown oddly comfortable in my miserable hellhole and would rather like to stay.