h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I heard that if I add one more journal entry, then my page would shrink and not be so streached out.

here goes...

Welcome to my shorter page.

sorry to inform you, but it still seems to be quite long. i am still lost and confused (pretty much here and in general.) i had to run into NYC this afternoon and if you needed directions to anywhere I was going, your best bet would've been to wander off aimlessly in any other direction than the ones which i chose.

You should've seen it before, I posted what was meant to be a guide entry as a journal entry. The page was extremely long.

About beeing lost, I found that if you just keep on following your nose, you eventually find your way.

ZOE ya round

ZOE Ya, but i've got a touch of a head cold or seasonal allergiess compounded with the filth of the NYC subways stuck in my head, so it's all just a bit fuzzy.
what was the guide entry?
how can i throw a quick/cheap animation onto my homepage of the annoying loop variety such as the eyestorm giffy above, but more smooth in transition from frame to frame?
Why were people upset about the clouds that were keeping them from not seeing the sky so as to not see the moon yesterday? If it were clear, I couldn't see the moon either. 'Cos of the eclipse, that is.

Iacko,
I started rewritng the entry, if you want to read the original version, just click on "more journal entries" on my page, its about Africam.
I don't know about the graphics, I'll try to find out.
You mean they are mad cause they couldn't see a moon that was not even visable?
What is the world coming to?
What will people complain about next?

that all depends on the people. I meane the kids in the school I worke complaned the the day was too hot. so being kind I gave them a cold drink which was too cold. how can I please these little brats hang myself infrount of them or somthing.

well everyone was upset over the overcastedness for last year's big no-sun for a for minutes thing, so it's all the same thing. yah, but after a few minutes that would be boring and thre couldn't be muchof a follow-p to that last act.
I'm off to shatter a misconception about navigation. Maybe back maybe bed.

oh which missconseption is that then. the one where people actully think that sailers use the stars and not G.P.S. or the one that says left and right are differand dircetions.

sort of both of those at the same time. there is a post on my page entitled the "Prime Meridian is Anything but Arbitrary" which sheds something onto the subject, what i'm not quite sure, but i still thinks it is an interesting little hypothesis, but the GPS is a new thing. And all those big ships were made of metal and nont nearly enough wood and had motors as well, but htey wee all a abit on the enormous size, at the lest the ones i saw recently