h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Rocks are amazing! They come in all shapes, sizes, colors, textures. Some are pebbles,stones, boulders. I think I am using a general term when I say rocks. One could go on and on. So Let's.............! You see in my life rocks effect me every day. They give me inspiration and back ache. They give me a sense of accomplishment, especially when I get digging with my trusty shovel. Strategically I place each rock in in a special spot then I analyze it and then rip it out and start over. The big boulders usually take two to move,spin, flip and roll into the desired position. Rocks are heavy but worth it. When we spend time on the beach, and in the forest, one of us usually finds a heart shape rock each time we go. Rocks go hand in hand with our garden. I bet with every shovel full of dirt on our property you can get at least one rock. Sometimes you score big time and discover a large size boulder. Just the size for plunking your bottom down after a big day. Someone once said if you sit on a cold rock or cold cement you can get hemmoroids, so let your bottom beware. Rock on!!!!

Hoppa

You do realise of course that if you make a plan that you're sure of before you start throwing rocks around, that you would save yourself a lot a backache. But I know, you have to see it to like it. You know what you should do? You should get some of those fake rocks, they are as light as a feather. But then I guess you wouldn't enjoy your apple cider as much. It's earned more with the hours of backbreaking labour you are doing.

Throw a couple for me hoppa