h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Another day in the gymnasium. I have been pushing iron for about five hours now.
I must get the hang of this turnstile.
But my muscles are stupendous.
If anyone wants to accompany me in a virtual workout put on your lycra short thingies and step, step, step this way.

You can sign me up for some of that exercist type stuff, Larj. But can we start at the gentle end of the strenuous spectrum?

Of course we can. But before we start can I ask... er... if you get warm does it affect your vest?

A good questoin Mr Parz. Yes if the vest heats up it can become unstable and start letting off all sorts of stain based chemicals.
I've thought about taking it off but I'd feel... wel... naked without it.
Have you got any cool exercises that won't get me hot?

All exercise is cool.
Right let me get you strapped into this little baby. That's it put your legs up here in the stirrups and arch your back a bit. Now if you'll just let me slip this leather strap between your legs and over this shoulder. Right, relax - it hardly ever hurts... much.

Now then when I say hold your breath, hold your breath.

One, two, three hold your breath.

Goodness me, I knew Vestie had a bit of a "pot tummy" but I never realised he was "with child."

I'd better go and put on some water to boil and tear up some sheets.

Could any of your stains provide you with anasthaesia?

Larj, could you loosen this thing a bit? I'm getting a funny buzzing in my ears and I'm not used to crossing my legs behind my neck.

Oho! I'm sorry about that Vesty. Here let me loosen the straps. Lucy could you try and place those electrodes on hi vest?