h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Saw on the news earlier that some weather man is being stalked!!

What is the world coming to I ask you. The chap obviously comes pretty low on the "Who's Who in the Stalker's Society" list. Can imagine it at stalkers conferences;

"So who have you stalked recently? A weather man? Really? Oh! Is that the time..."

Got to start somewhere I suppose.

A conference of stalkers. Talks by the guy who crept into the Queen's bedroom, and the Master of Deception, the stalker who stalks the stalkers. An immense sense of paranoia produced by the fact that everyone has every reason to think, "is there someone following me?

thats truly a disturbing thought, Stalking a stalker...8- )reminds me of a book I had as a child of about cops and robbers, and I recall one of the lines about the robbers 'burgle a burglar, likely as not' It amused me immensly when I was 6 ish..