h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

its really hot out. i think this is too much movement for today. later, when it gets cooler, we will go and terrorize innocent towns across the river. mike has a stuffed dog on a pole. i thought about birds again, theres something about them that means they have better powers than me, and i wanted to know what they were. mike inadvertantly killed a bird outside of the olive garden. he threw the leftover lasagna in the road, and the next day a bird went to eat it and got run over. i felt bad, but its kinda funny. not that the bird died, just the reason why it died.