h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Over the past few days l have been, on and off, engaged in having a nervous breakdown of sorts.
l'm not sure, but l think it has been caused by REM's Up album.
The entirety of it, really, but specifically "Hope" and "Walk Unafraid."
Thoughts/comments/recommendations of a good antianxiety medication...post 'em below. l'll be here. Probably curled in the fetal position, huddling on the floor, again, wrapped in an afghan...

Start listening to Phish (rift or picture of necture), you just can be sad listening to phish! leave REM for when your already in a good mood.
buying a real fish and putting it in your room might not be a bad idea either - see fish swim up to the glass anytime they get the sligtest idea that they are going to get food, but realy it's just that they love you so much! besides the bubbles are fun to watch too!
-barley

'Putting a real fish in your room'?!
Surely putting a fish in a water-filled container would be a (slightly) better suggestion. Slightly, but not greatly. If anything is going to remind you of the pointless inevitability of existence it must be fish.
...swim this way BLOB BLOB BLOB
*flip* .. swim this way etc... ad infinitum.
At least fish don't remember. That's probably evolution at work, 'cos if they did they'd all spontaneously BURST with frustration.

Dr Gonzo recommends the Sugarhill Gang; take 3 times daily until you're better. Works every time!