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Martin Harper Started conversation Oct 25, 2000
Why don't they have this warning on the tin?
"Warning: accidentally sitting on plumberry glitter fabric before it has set will result in a sparkly purple streak down the back of your jeans. If this happens seek emergency treatment from your nearest fashion adviser"
Fortunately I worked it out in time, and vigorous application of water and soap got it all off in time. So the only problem is that my left buttock is cold... 
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