This is a Journal entry by Uncle Heavy [sic]

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Post 81

Sergeant Mushroom

smiley - blackcat

*blinks*

*thinks quickly*

So...didn't get the Red Dward ref then?smiley - erm Never mind.

*looks how far away edge of door is*


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Post 82

Uncle Heavy [sic]

im not a red dwarf quote buff, im afriad...


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Post 83

Sergeant Mushroom

smiley - blackcat

Ah, well, that explains it then. Sorry...

*leaps, grabs hold of the lampshade, swings and lands safely at the edge of the trapdoor (the safe side)*

Phew!smiley - erm


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Post 84

Uncle Heavy [sic]

pity about the suprogigantro battle robot there then...

sorry, we seem to have diverted this otherwise semi-,meaningful discusiion...


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Post 85

Sergeant Mushroom

smiley - blackcat

No. it was just us two wallowing in our own self pity reallysmiley - erm

*turns around*

*is confronted by looming battle robot*

*opens cupboard*

*takes out a can of coke*

*shakes can*

*opens the fizzing, corrosive mass onoto the robot, rusting it to nothing*

And to think people actually drink thatsmiley - erm


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Post 86

Uncle Heavy [sic]

wallowing in our own self pity were we? oh yeah...maybe...

i drink coke. a lot.


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Post 87

Sergeant Mushroom

smiley - blackcat

Well, us two were. At least people get your sex right when they look at yousmiley - erm

Oh well. And I can't stand coke. Far too sweet and sugary. The only fizzy stuff I can stand is either lilt or Lemon Fanta, and that barely. No, it's either smiley - tea or smiley - ale for mesmiley - winkeye


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Post 88

Emily 'Twa Bui' Ultramarine

I hate almost all fizzy drinks, but in Malaysia they sell grape-flavour Fanta, and that's nice. Diet Coke's okayish if left to go flat first.

Glad to find a fellow Red Dwarf quote buff. Can you do Blackadder? My mother always said that my encylopaedic knowledge of all things Blackadder would never get me anywhere, and how wrong she was... I got someone to go out with me purely on that basis... smiley - silly


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Post 89

Uncle Heavy [sic]

now blackadder i can do. i used ot be better, but i dont really have a memory for quotes. what balckadder has done to me (depsite simialr motherly protestations) is make me able to steal many amusing jokes and make people laugh *with* me for a change


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Post 90

Sergeant Mushroom

smiley - blackcat

I only know a little of series two, I'm afraid...Two things ye should know about the wise woman, etcsmiley - blush

Grape Ganta? It is the best brand though, Fanta. They actually make the drink taste like the fruit it's supposed to!smiley - bigeyes


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Post 91

Emily 'Twa Bui' Ultramarine

I like root beer too. It's lovely... smiley - bigeyes


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Post 92

Uncle Heavy [sic]

grape things are gorgeous

what about vimto? or all the other fizzy drinks i like but cannot remeber?


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Post 93

Sergeant Mushroom

smiley - blackcat

Ganta?smiley - doh

*bangs head on table*

Not a fan of ginger...


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Post 94

Emily 'Twa Bui' Ultramarine

I quite like ginger beer. When it's gone flat, of course. smiley - smiley


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Post 95

Uncle Heavy [sic]

i like beer! youd never have thought! despite the fact that hoegaarden tastes of lemsip!


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Post 96

Emily 'Twa Bui' Ultramarine

Really? I didn't think that anyone actually *liked* beer. I thought it was just a convenient route to inebriation...


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Post 97

Sergeant Mushroom

smiley - blackcat

That first Hoegaarden in London made me smiley - ill for about half a week..

And I *adore* beer.

Woah. I'm actually downloading MSNsmiley - erm


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Post 98

Uncle Heavy [sic]

no way...the first lager of the night is utterly gorgeous...seriously, it paralyses me in pleasure...odd really...


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Post 99

Emily 'Twa Bui' Ultramarine

That would explain a lot... smiley - biggrin


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Post 100

Sergeant Mushroom

smiley - blackcat

I now have MSN...

And I think the batch was just a bit iffysmiley - erm


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