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Uncle Heavy [sic] Started conversation Feb 2, 2002
Rough few days...Friday night was the birthday of a friend (18th)...went out during the alloted school homework period...darted back accross town for the 9 oclock name call and then darted back across time. consummed far too much booze (several pints before the ill judged introduction of snakebite and black...) met lots of lovely people. then went home and upchucked repeatedly.
Hungover today for morning lessons...better in time for XVs - winchester college football (a special game of my school - like the wall game - ill write an article on it). organised fifteen aside muddy carnage. sweeet. there are two teams, culled from the cream of five houses each, who spend an hour running after balls on wet mud. top class! I was on the OTH crowd, leading the chants...hehe. The idea is that the two crowds (of about 300 hundred each...within 12 metres of each other) arrive half an hour early and chant at each other...you know...terrace chants: 'you're so sh*t its unbelievable' 'who ate all the pies?' 'we're brown! we're white! we're good! you're [not]!' 'your not singing any more' and, curiously 'boooooouuuuuleeeeeeeey!'. we have trumpets and drums and crowd violence as people run to the other crowd and get nailed...hehe. anyway, this year the crowd was moved far back from the action by ropes so we were in a particularly violent mood. and just shouted random abuse. i came up with many gems, which i wont repeat here. because this is a family sight and i have a graphic imagination in some ways. (OK: 'what's Ed Neale going to do for a face when Quasimodo wants his *RSE BACK!') so i shouted myself hoarse in record time (within 10 minutes of arriving, half an hour before the teams even turned up) and spent the rest of the time bawling my head of. the most mindless fun in ages! yeah! and we won, 33-29 after some tense times. Tom white wins the day, despite being pizza face.
so yeah. glad i told you that. i will write an article on winkies and XVs. cos its boss!
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