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Uncle Heavy [sic] Started conversation Oct 22, 2001
I went to my aunt's birthday party at the weekend. I met my beautiful cousin's boyfriend. He is fatter and uglier even than I, and, dare I say it, considerably less charming (him being a rather typical rugger-b*gger). He is, however, somewhat crucially, a really nice guy.
This fills me with hope. All, therefore, i need to work on, is my niceguyedness. How hard can that be?
Why am I telling you this?
My ego really is disproportionately large. Oh well.
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Yael Smith Posted Oct 23, 2001
You ARE a nice guy, hun.
Just too damn sarcastic...
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Uncle Heavy [sic] Posted Oct 23, 2001
yes. its a pity that. im not usually sarcastic about people...
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Uncle Heavy [sic] Posted Oct 24, 2001
no. i aint. im sarcastic about things in front of people, and sarcastic about my friends, but not in front of people i never met before
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Yael Smith Posted Oct 25, 2001
Aha!
So you can be sarcastic to me, 'coz you know me? Or, met me once, even?
Is that your point?
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Uncle Heavy [sic] Posted Oct 26, 2001
if you dont want me to be sarcastic in front of you, i wont, but that is my conversation severely limited...
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Amy: ear-deep in novels, poetics, and historical documents. Posted Oct 27, 2001
I dunno, I always thought you had just the right amount of "niceguyedness".... not much at all. Too much is cloying... but that's just my opinion.
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Uncle Heavy [sic] Posted Oct 29, 2001
yay! independently verified...now i have every chance...
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Uncle Heavy [sic] Posted Nov 1, 2001
i wish more unattached women said that to me...
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Amy: ear-deep in novels, poetics, and historical documents. Posted Nov 3, 2001
I like you the way you are...
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Amy: ear-deep in novels, poetics, and historical documents. Posted Nov 3, 2001
Not hardly!
But I think things have changed since we last spoke... *sigh*
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Uncle Heavy [sic] Posted Nov 3, 2001
oh do tell! unless you dont want to. im far less interesting than other people
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Yael Smith Posted Nov 3, 2001
You are NOT!
But I can talk to YOU, which sadly I can't say about Amy...
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Uncle Heavy [sic] Posted Nov 3, 2001
whyever not? is it just because shes not here and ill have to make do? 
all i meant was that for me, other peoples lives are more interesting, ok?
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Amy: ear-deep in novels, poetics, and historical documents. Posted Nov 3, 2001
Well, my friend in the Marines reportedly has a girlfriend down in Arizona (we were never "together" officially, that's what we get for not officializing anything)... so that's that.
On the good side: I have many male friends. On the bad side, none of them seem to be interested in dating. *sigh*
And I'm here now! Elly, Tom
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Uncle Heavy [sic] Posted Nov 3, 2001
i think shes gone. and im about to go 
sorry!
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- 1: Uncle Heavy [sic] (Oct 22, 2001)
- 2: Yael Smith (Oct 23, 2001)
- 3: Uncle Heavy [sic] (Oct 23, 2001)
- 4: Yael Smith (Oct 24, 2001)
- 5: Uncle Heavy [sic] (Oct 24, 2001)
- 6: Yael Smith (Oct 25, 2001)
- 7: Uncle Heavy [sic] (Oct 26, 2001)
- 8: Amy: ear-deep in novels, poetics, and historical documents. (Oct 27, 2001)
- 9: Uncle Heavy [sic] (Oct 29, 2001)
- 10: Yael Smith (Oct 30, 2001)
- 11: Uncle Heavy [sic] (Nov 1, 2001)
- 12: Yael Smith (Nov 1, 2001)
- 13: Amy: ear-deep in novels, poetics, and historical documents. (Nov 3, 2001)
- 14: Yael Smith (Nov 3, 2001)
- 15: Amy: ear-deep in novels, poetics, and historical documents. (Nov 3, 2001)
- 16: Uncle Heavy [sic] (Nov 3, 2001)
- 17: Yael Smith (Nov 3, 2001)
- 18: Uncle Heavy [sic] (Nov 3, 2001)
- 19: Amy: ear-deep in novels, poetics, and historical documents. (Nov 3, 2001)
- 20: Uncle Heavy [sic] (Nov 3, 2001)
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