h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

ok,so xanthippi came up with this really cool idea:bible dipping.what it is is basically asking a question,opening the bible to a random page,and putting your finger down somewhere on the page.it helps if you pray,i guess.as an atheist(sp?),i said some things which i believe may have hurt god's feelings,though.(that's IF he exists.)i would say,'oh great lord who may or may not exist and so far has given no evidence to prove the former,guide my finger and answer my question'.however,i think this might get a little annoying.i let xanthippi try,and it said 'her'.so she gave it back to me and it said 'i will melt you down'.i asked if he was threatening me,and it said 'heard',so i said 'as in"you heard what i said" to which he replied 'beat'so i think he was going to beat me.i very politely told him to come down here and say that,and when he didn't,told him that he was a coward.he made some other interesting comments,but this one was particularly funny,and i thought someone might care.by the way,as an atheist,i really don't believe in a god.i have been known to argue with forks,also,and i don't really believe they can talk,(or hear me for that matter)i just want to know if there REALLY is a god,and if he exists,why he won't proove he does.of course,i guess i really can't proove MY existance,either.

-the bad guy who never wins

actually my mom read about it in a book and i thought it was funny so i passed it on. Just thought i would clear that up....but do give me all the credit.

turns out he really does hate me...i'll explain tomorrow at school.

Everyone hates you....especially me.

jerk.

Why do you have to tell me tomorrow? Can't everyone hear? *gestures at empty room*

*sigh*...doesn't matter now.

oooooooooooooooh,poor god...i hurt his feelings,called him a coward(or a lazy bum)and now he's mad at me...big baby...

well "he" if "he" exists likes me.