h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hey I am so upset me and my froemds all got into a big fight and now I have
no one to talk to and nothing to do about it, it was just a petty little pathetic fight and my firneds are being immature about it and *CRY* and too top everything off one of my cats kittens died and I feel like balling my eyes out more than I am now
and I have no one's shoulder to lean on and I don't like feeling like this so I better go
and do something I shoulda done OHH about last Frieday that I think sounds interesting to me
SO BYE ALL MY FRIEnds AnD EnimIEs I wiLL mIss YuO AlL BYE BYE EYB

Love Always
Natasha
(BYE) everyone even if you hate me

If you need a shoulder to lean on then use mine. I have always been here for you for as long as I have known you. And I will to continue to be there for you. If you need someone for you to lean on, someone who will support you, then I am here. I don't understand why you won't use me as your crutch.

One thing though, I care about you alot, but I will never forgive you if you go out and commit suicide. I could and would NEVER forgive you!

~Tyler