h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hey, did anyone notice the new little window up there?
Send me a message on my pager... really... I have to carry it around for work, so I may as well have fun with it

That....

That is so cool...

I'm going to write to you every day. That's SO COOL!

lol!

I got your message while I was in a meeting just now... it made me giggle... well, whenever my pager goes off it makes me giggle.. you know, the vibration and all

No no...it get hooked on the OUTSIDE of your pants.

Oh! You're right... how silly...
gee, and it's a lot easier to read this way too

PS I loved your little song for me yesterday

Good. I have to write you again today.

Wearing your beeper on the outside also prevents you having to take down your trousers to read my message. I'd imagine Bumblebee might prefer that.

Yes... she frowns upon me pulling down my pants in public...

And I suppose I could get fired... well, not really... not from my company

Actually she changed her name to Bumbee... (the other Bumblebee asked her very nicely)

Hmmm vaugly suggestive.

hmmm...
*wonders what is suggestive*

hey, btw, what a great deal on the wedding stuff! You do win!

Well, it says "bum" doesn't it? I said vaguely.

Hooray!! I win!! It's going to look like a $25,000 wedding and it's going to cost less than $10,000. Heh.

ahh... I get it... bum....

You are really on a a whirlwind with this wedding... I can't believe you have so much planned already...

You would think you were waiting your whole life for this or something

I'm telling you, nothing could ever be happier. I reccomend it highly to all of my friends. Its' a fantastic thing.

yeah... well... ummm....

I'll just have to take your word on that and all...

LOL..yeah, yeah. Go ahead and dissemble. Andy was once like you. Then he met ME! haHA!

Well, then... remind me not to meet you again

Hey, Joe, don't meet me again.


You know it makes sense.

Has the world gone mad?

Yes. Yes it has.

*sigh*

oh well... what do you want for dinner then?

Crab legs.

I've had a craving for crab legs for just ages now.