h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

OK, here's what occupies me at the moment. Several years ago, a prominent pop artist named Prince changed his name to a symbol. Today, the man currently known as The Artist Formerly known as Prince, has changed his name from O+> back to Prince. So now he is The Artist currently known as the Artist Formerly Known as Prince! This makes me happy I am VERY happy

WAIT! I said that wrong dadburnit! He is now the Artist Until So Recently Known as the Artist Formerly known as Prince. Sorry, I'm sleepy, I won't use that excuse again.

how attached are you to saying 'dadburnit' cause i might just have to steal it away and say it in front of my friends, family and potential life partners

You just go on ahead with your bad self and say "dadburnit" 'till lots of other colorful colloquialisms occur...or come home.....or stay out of the kitchen....or whatever they think they might be doing around themselves.

Myself, I'll try to find a new witticism(I think?!? maybe?!?) to use in everyday speech to replace it. I mean, sandblastit, you have to have at least ONE verbal crutch, no?

I plan to look VERY GOOD tonight!

very good, i suggest that you nam your dog whilst you are ateth it

I'm a cat person by default. I love the fuzzy little barking critters a lot too, but I'm never home so I just don't think it would be fair. I'd make a horrible human-difficult to train. woo woo.

come now, i'm sure you'd make a great pet. all it would take a bit of burrying your face in various things. and we all know what we say to someone who does everything you tell it "congratualtions! you have demonstrated the abilty to do exactly what i tell you. my dog does that. i like my dog. remind me to introduce the two of you sometime" you don't want to live that lie.

Your random unanswered quotation marks have left me feeling very left. As to your dog, Of course I'd love to be introduced! Perhaps you have a link to his/her website. You can tell me to go there. I can then do it thus impressing you to no near end with my ability, nay, tendancy to do so forthwith and other unnecessary words. Do you have more wisdom for me? I think I have atheletes foot. Canoe trips are fun. Cheese is bad and must be spanked, especially smoked swiss/cheddar.

Buy my new product-actually someone elses that I am endorsing. Just practise. Gooten nahbin.