h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Saskatchewan
No such thing as real springtime here It's just an urban legend created by farmers to fool everyone else into thinking we've got it made......
Mud time, rain time, snow time, wind time. Now THOSE describe our weather
I hope everyone who reads this had a good Easter, April Fool's Day, and whatever else.
I spent the last two weeks being depressed again.
I have lost 13 pounds, though. I need to be able to wear some nice summer clothes this year, and need to lose another 30 - 40 lbs
I HATE BEING FAT!!!!!!!
I wore a t-shirt on April Fool's Day that read "Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult". Do you think I fooled anyone
Today I'm wearing a t-shirt that has a picture of a on it, and it says "I need a stiff one"!
Gotta find me a !!!!!!!!! Either that or Mr. O had better hurry up and grab a brain and get back to me
I'm getting ready for my new . I went to the farm supply store today and bought heating lamps, etc., for the hen house. I think I'm going to paint it psychadelic colors, just because it is not an "ordinary" thing for a farmer to do
I also bought some seeds for the garden, and a couple of rose bushes to plant in my old toilet (So we can have The "Rose Bowl" parade here this year - for those not familiar with American football, it's some yearly thing they do to celebrate fall/football/drinking/flowers/cheerleaders/etc. every year)
I should get back home though. I have four to feed. Then they have to do the dishes and clean up the kitchen. Think they'll get anywhere near done I hope so
I'm going to wear my "Save a horse, ride a cowboy" t-shirt to w*rk tomorrow. Think anyone will notice and offer their services?

"Save a horse, ride a cowboy"
Could be put in your tag too!

Great idea!!!!!!
Off to do so now..........