h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

So.
What's new
Rebecca went back to school in the city to do some upgrading. She is dating a new fellow (tells me he's nice but is afraid to introduce him to me in case I do something stupid). She also works part-time at Bata Shoes.
Ronin is FOUR. He's in daycare, and bosses everyone around.
David lives in a room-and-board situation in the city. He's taking a two year independance and mobility course. He takes busses all over the place, and is getting to be more confident.
Tabitha is finishing her grades 11 & 12. She and her boyfriend, Johnny< and their son, Darrion, live in a nice apartment in the city.
The other four boys still live with me on the farm. Sam is almost 6' tall now, so he gets all of the manual labor jobs from me. Mikey is quite interested in science and cooking. I keep thinking he will be the next Einstein. Luke is in the junior highschool. He's still the skinniest kid in the area. Nigel is as big as Luke, and constantly amazes me with his insights.
Stinky died. I ran him over accidentally.
I gave away about 12 . Some ran away. We still have three.
My have gone to a friend's land. They were just starting out and wanted some , so since I couldn't do chores this winter because of my foot surgery, I gave the woolies to them. They are very well taken care of there, too.
My calf went with the . His name was Spook. Poppyseed the steer is still around the farm, but I don't have much to do with him since I don't go outside mush lately. The last time I had anything to do with him was when he pushed the door open in the house, came into the kitchen, opened the refrigerator, ate almost everything on the second shelf, then turned around to eat my bamboo plants on the table. That was about two months ago. My boss still has a few sheep on the land, too. There have been a few babies born recently, and they've needed special care, so since I'm a gimp they bring them in to me to fix. (I guess I can't refuse 'cause they're soooooo cute).
I'm STILL looking for a cowboy.
There should be a smiley!!!!!!!!!
Owen is still around, but is too macho to talk to me. (If you want details, e-mail me. This is too personal for h2g2).
Clayton asked me to marry him and then took off.
MEN!!! Just gotta love 'em, I guess.
I have gained a bunch of weight. (More personal stuff). But, I am determined to lose it ASAP. I've been starting to do a bit of exercise, but I've been slow and tired.
My hair has been about thirteen different colors. Everything from fuscia to burgundy, to dark brown, to copper. Now it's streaked. I don't even know what one would call this color. It's also awfully long, and I desperately need a trim.
I still work at the Post Office. Everyone loves me (Yah, right).
I'm going home tomorrow, so I might not get to a computer for a bit.
Everyone have a GREAT New Year!!!!