h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Stupid people are and infectious group who now dominate the globe. I think that maybe since they are less subject to any sort of crainial stress (with the exception, of course, of rapid jaw moviment) and this is what seems to keep this viral personality trait dominant. Less stress from less brain activity leads to longevity. My other theory is that maybe they are some sort of prodigal evolution of the human race. It very well may be that a new form of laziness has sprung up; mental laziness, or in some cases inactivity. Lazy people do seem to have vitality far surpassing mentally capable humans. Though lazy, many idiots do seem to aviod danger some how. That confuses me. Anyway, I hate the whole lot.