h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Now, when I remembered our *first* talk with one another (your reply to my "Greetings from the Christmas Nazis"), I got ruffled. But, I have preened my feathers straight again.

Anyway, I understand my human condition well, so I will be posting my more radical ideas in my story (as metaphor and as character's dialogues) instead of posting essays in other people's journals.

Once you've read my recent email to you, I hope that we can develop a better understanding of each other. As of now, I don't know you and you don't know me. So all mistakes have been made in ignorance.