h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Right now its 4:14 in the morning, and somewhere outside a troupe of cats is performing a miniature opera. I can't quite make out the details, but it involves a lot of howling and dancing about. There must be at least half a dozen sopranos out there, and they aint the italian-american kind. Then again, who am I to claim that I could distinguish an italian-american cat from another of a different nationality and/or ethnicity? But that's all beside the point, as I sit here becoming gradually more and more unnerved by the feline rendition of 'The Agony and The Ecstacy'. So it's a 'dog eat dog' world? We should have it so lucky.

Try water pistols. they work.

Although the temtation is to use a tactile water rocket launcher rather than the mini hand-guns. that would work too.