h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

[Journal] That's it, I'm leaving

[Mandarb] Why?

[Journal] You never talk to me anymore...I'm feeling very neglected

[Mandarb] But where will you go? Please, give me one more chance...I'll explain everything. Please, just stay!!!

That's so funny I just wanted you to know that someone has actually read your journals entries.

Hi there...I don't think we've been introduced...

You're new here, aren't you? Just randomly browsing, or what?

Well, welcome to h2g2 anyway, and feel free to call into the foxy manor bar which I run for a free drink...

I've only been here for about two weeks now and I was just randomly bouncing around people's sites to get ideas for mine when I bounced onto yours. Thanks for the welcome...I may take you up on the drink offer some time.

You run the bar for a free drink? That's what I call cheap labour!

Something like that...then there's the free room at Foxy Manor for all sorts of things...

Oh yes...?