h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

inspired by many friendly people today in the Alpha RPG especially Dimtri's Starship one led me to re-examine and cut my Ode to Junior year last semester for School. It's funny now that I'm older and I was confused by what I tried to say too, seemed so clear to me when I was stressed... what! I am stressed?

Friends: There's a semi-rhyme scheme which is in a nice way for me because 1. I'm not a poetress 2. I usually free-style (yes including all the non-capitalizations too they're fun to run on, enjambment okay I'll be quiet)

Here is Knelling the Green and Shell-Shocked. You've probably seen the old version around before in the Alt Writing Workshop. A4183788

I'm sorry. Please feel free to crit, fall asleep, wonder at the schizophrenic telepath.