h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

So....we go that way?

Yeah, let's go forward to the darkness. Hmm... *pulls the switch* *nothing happens* Um, I have a torch somewhere... *lightens the torch* Okay...

Look out for the ghouls...

Oh, those funny little chaps... Of course!

I am NOT a....oh, I see what you mean...

Okay, but no problems. Hmm.. This is the sewer level 1, let's go forward.

Forward....hmm....I guess it could have possibilities...

*takes few steps and seeks for something*
Oh there it is! *takes old scroll from ceiling*
Map to these tunnels.
*walks on*

*follows*
Where exactly are we going??

*follows*
And what are we doing when we get there?

We will continue forward and forward and downward until we come to huge clown.

Uhh....yes, or course, silly me....

*walks forward*

*keeps following*

There is a few miles to the clown, how about some song?

Did you have anything in mind?

We could sing 'Hail to Necromancer' but it would provoke some negative feelings from the sewer...
Hmm... How about 3958439857489 Green bottles?

Is it *that* far away????

I'm not sure... Usually the clown wanders deep beneath the sewers, we have to walk some miles...

3958439857489 Green bottles, hanging on the wall. 3958439857489 Green bottles hanging on the wall. And if one green bottle, should accidentally fall, there'll be 3958439857488 Green bottles, still hanging on the wall.