h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Very original title... I was just thinking that this isn't a very lively (?) journal... I prefer writing senseless crazy messages to forums all around here... And what's the use of this book anyway? Who ever reads this? Umm... Let's just press that add-button...

i read this.
though i really shouldn't.
it reminds me of that horrible scene in my head... did i hear you ask "what horrible scene?"... don't answer that, i really don't care.
i have a headache and the painkillers are currently out of reach, so we now return to our feature presentation:

















"... i wish i'd never learned to read..."