h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Joe Shelby. Civil War buff. Mickey Mouse look alike. Awsome drummer. Knowledgable about jewelery. And all around obsessed with the smutting game. This kid is pretty gosh darn cool. I've decided to tell you all about his exciting life. He of COURSE lives on one of THE coolest streets in LeRoy, Summit Street *please don't stalk my hero* Those who get to live with this freak of godness are his mom and his dad who I SWEAR is the one responsable for Joe being the clone of him, his brothers Sumo and Andy *hey lover*, and his sisters Bridgette and Katie. Joe enjoys hanging out with my brother,and for some reason he likes to hang out with Josh Sondel. We think he A) is using him for his car, B)is bored or C) feeling extreme pity for him. Of course we all know the REAL reason.....all i have to say is Sondel's sister. You ALL know what I'm talking about....I KNOW you do. Joe also enjoys spending numerous hours slacking off and being on the computer. In school Joe enjoys waiting til the last minute to do his English, helps to hide poor defenseless Jewish boy's rackets, and of course, smutting. When I've stalked a little more, I'll let you know more exciting tid bits of this super god's exciting life. Until then.............bye

for those of you who are unaware, Mr. Shelby here is a researcher on H2G2, check him out at his page: Dodge Ram, U107778. P.S. Sondel's sister...yeah you bet!

wow nicole..... All I have to say is.....Well.....You didn't have to stalk me for the info...you could have asked....not that i mind your stalking......i guess...um....

Yah... Joe thought for a minute there that someone had a crush on him... following him around all the time! Well... Why WOULDN'T Joe use Josh for Jordana... he needs to get some sometime