h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I don't know, but doesn't anyone think barbers have trouble with people who have curly hair? I mean, the scissors must have one heckuva time with it. I might write an article about curly hair, even though I don't know anything about it. What do you suppose the barbers do with it, anyway? My theory: people become barbers because they're balding. They can't take care of their own hair, so they go to take on other people's hair. They then use the mish-mash of hair to make a woven toupee. Of course, curly hair is useless, another reason why barbers would hate it.