h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Probably haven't spelt it right, but going thru it anyway. It's 01:36am Monday morning and can't sleep, decided to log on to h2g2 and found bizarre conversation regarding Joanna's donuts! Can anybody enlighten me, please?

The guide is full of bizarre conversations, I find it best to go along with the flow and say something equally bizarre and confusing
Joanna's Donut Stall can be found at http://www.h2g2.com/A254378 (actually that's the 'menu'; the stall itself moves about in various forums!) it's just another random thing to talk about online when we're bored!

I have an equally bad sleeping pattern... I rarely get to bed before 3am! Mainly 'cos I'm unemployed and it's cheaper to go on the internet at night!