h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Well the Holiday is over and I'm due to go back on monday, good. As I'm beginning to climb the walls with boredom. I've bought enough stationary to supply an entire office for a year, organised my mess into alphabetical order, feel finally organised so I can relax in the last week before going back. Then there is a fuel crisis organised by bloody minded people with an axe to grind (This probably is inaccurate but I'm annoyed) so I spend a week worrying am I going to make it to re-enrolement. Still I knew something had to happen so I hope that's my lot (cross fingers, touch wood, search frantically for 4 leaf clover).